Sorry I'm a Good Time Trucker

“Sorry I’m a Good Time.”

Except—let’s be honest—you’re not actually sorry. You’ve never been sorry. You will never be sorry. The only thing you regret is not buying this hat sooner.

It’s not an apology, it’s a warning label. Perfect for bar nights, tailgates, playdates, concerts, or anywhere you want to let people know you’re bringing the fun (and probably the chaos).